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andybebbington Moderator


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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: you know its 2009 when |
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the
groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. ! You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
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12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. _________________ why do feet smell and noses run?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad! |
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Smooth Hound Neepster


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Location: near turriff
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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thats about right do you know me  |
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Sassinak Auctioneer/Moderator


Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 4327
Location: New Deer
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andybebbington Moderator


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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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mum once sent me a pm to say the sky box wasnt working down stairs and could i go look at it - her excuse was it was 2am and she would of disturbed the others if she shouted upstairs _________________ why do feet smell and noses run?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad! |
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baldowrie Neepster

Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Posts: 1159
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:04 am Post subject: |
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| Sassinak wrote: | | I do have a friend who went on to MSN to tell her son, who was upstairs in the house, that his lunch was ready lol |
Some times it's the only way to get them to take notice of you! |
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Forget-me-Not Neepster


Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 1031
Location: Insch
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:14 am Post subject: 2009 |
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I text OH to say tea is ready, his office only metres from back door but means don't have to leave food cooking unattended and a potential danger to child. Don't want to yell and disturb neighbours and phones contract so pre paid.
I do enjoy still writing to people though, even though got their email. Nothing like receiving a letter.
Beth _________________ www.womblehouse.blogspot.com
The Community that composts together survives together.
'Simplicity is the whole secret of wellbeing.' Peter Matthiessen. |
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