NEEPS

Julie · Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:47 pm Post subject:

Sadly, I think they would just be a bit loose on me

I saw myself on DVD a few days ago and I looked so fat, frumpy and matronly....depressing or what. I definitely need a younger hairstyle. I bit the bullet and dyed the new grey yesterday too - I know, I said I wouldn't but I need to make some renovations to this old wreck

Now .......lets see........trouser ditty........

Off to build a house she went,
A day in wind and rain she spent,
In the mud so wet and slippy,
working made her awful drippy,
Sore in need of clothing dry,
She thought, 'I know who I can try!'
As in Gord's baggy jeans she stood,
All pleats and belt - she still looked good!
'Shall we share?' she said to Al,
'There's room for you an' all old pal'
'And when our visit here is spent,
we ought to use them as a tent'.
So now they have a nice new teepee,
poor old Gord is sad and weepy,
Cause his little legs are bare
with nowt to keep them warm but hair!
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Maria · Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:34 pm Post subject:

I've had a rotter of a day - and this has just given me an ear to ear smile. You have a talent Julie. Really made me giggle. You even got a 'teepee' in there. hee hee hee.

p.s - consider your self told off by Carrot Lover - who just said 'WHAT!!! She's worse than me! Why's she saying that about herself? Aunty Julie's a really pretty lady!'
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andybebbington · Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject:

love the Poem Julie it great
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Julie · Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject:

I love his bare legs.....you can keep his trousers

Don't encourage me, I might make a habit of this, it's fun. We should have a neeps poet laureat

We could have lots of honorary roles come to that; town cryer, jester, agony aunt, news columnist, lots more I'm sure.
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Dale · Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:38 am Post subject:

Im just glad you explained

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